Zero Hedge Headlines For 9/11/2013

• Supply and Demand Analysis of Gold and Silver
• Syria, China Define Overnight Sentiment For Second Consecutive Day
• Frontrunning: September 10
• Syria Latest: Full Event Update
• Global Growth and Trade Barriers
• JPMorgan Balance Sheet Update: Record $500 Billion In Prop Trading Dry Powder
• Market Update: The War Premium Unwind
• And Now Talking Back The Talking Back As Carney Says Obama Will Seek Support For Strikes Tonight
• Dow Jones To Kick Out Losers From Index: Alcoa, Hewlett, BofA Out; Replaced With Goldman, Nike And Visa
• Italy And France “Hard” Data Dashes Hopes From Europe’s “Soft” PMI Data
• TheGuardian.com Traffic Surges By 671,389.5% In One Year
• Syrian Presidency Takes The Fight To Twitter
• Kerry, Dempsey And Hagel Continue “Strike Pitch” To House Armed Services Committee – Live Webcast
• Treasury “X Date” May Hit As Soon As October 18
• Italy Riskier Than Spain For First Time In 18 Months
• Boehner’s (Pre-Obama) War/Debt-Ceiling Posturing – Live Webcast
• $1 Trillion In US Bank Deposits Held Abroad Will No Longer Be Insured
• US Position On Syria Devolves Into Total Chaos
• From Russia With Love, Redux
• CFTC Pushes HFT Regulation Amid “Market Fairness” And “Disruption” Concerns
• This Is What Happens When The Bureau Of Labor Statistics Is Caught In A Lie
• Detroit ‘Contagion’ Spreads; Widely-Held Puerto Rico Muni Bonds Collapse
• DoubleLine’s Gundlach Asks “What If?” – Live Webcast
• BTFATH Is Back; Nasdaq At 13-Year Highs, 10Y Nears 3.00%
• Apple To Announce Cheaper, Golder, Bigger, Faster iPhone Galaxy S5SC – LiveStream
• Small Business Is Going Nowhere
• UN Security Council To Meet (Behind Closed Doors) On Russian Plan
• If Everything’s “Fixed”, Why Is This Happening?
• JPM May Be Parting Ways With Blythe Masters
• Higher Education Cartel, Meet Creative Destruction
• Hank “World Should Prepare For New Financial Crisis” Paulson Versus Jim “0% Chance” Gorman
• John Kerry’s Live Google+ Hangout: “Syria: Weighing The US Response”
• Syria’s Al Qaeda-Backed “Opposition” Rejects Appeasement Plan; People Grow Resentful
• Your Right to Crowdfund
• Money Laundering Exposed As A Key Component Of The Housing Bubble’s “All Cash” Bid
• More NSA Lies: Spy Agency “Querried” 16,000 Phone Numbers Without Warrants
• Republican Offers To Vote For Syrian Strikes If Obama Returns Nobel Peace Prize
• Trying To Stay Sane In An Insane World – At World’s End
• Selling Weapons: Eldorado
• Obama Approval Rating Near Record Lows
• The Broken Tools Of Global Cooperation
• President Obama’s “Strike-Or-No-Strike” Speech – Live Webcast
• GOP Responds: Obama’s “Rudderless Diplomacy Has Embarrassed America”
• Putin Wins Again As Obama Puts Attack On Hold
• China: No Leverage, No Growth
• China Flies Bombers And Drone Near Japanese Skies

Zero Hedge Headlines For 9/10/2013

• Futures Drift Sideways On Lack Of Syria, Liquidity Clarity
• Frontrunning: September 9
• Complete Syrian Event Update
• Putin To Meet Iran President Rouhani In The Coming Days
• Monti Paschi Faces Bail-In As Capital Needs Point To Nationalization
• NSA Mocks Apple’s “Zombie” Customers; Asks “Your Target Is Using A BlackBerry? Now What?”
• Syria Strike To Be “Unbelievably Small” Kerry Promises, Leaves Everyone Puzzled
• Soft Landings and Other Collective Delusions
• Mission Accomplished (Again): Dow 15,000
• Four Economic Records… None of Them Positive
• For The Rich, It’s Global Wealth-Effect Rebalancing Time
• Carl Icahn Is Done With A “Totalitarian, Dictatorial” Dell
• Russia Launches New Surprising Strategy: Appeasement
• FuKuSHiMa: IT’S “UNDeR CoNTRoL”
• If Employment Is So Great, Why Are Withholding Taxes Declining?
• Fed Uberdove Admits Policy Causes Asset Bubbles (And They’re Here To Stay) – Full Speech
• The Complete German Election Preview: The Worst Case Scenario
• Chinese Pay $18 or 1.3% Premium to Buy Gold as Inflation, Currency Hedge
• Dollar Drops Most In 2 Months As S&P Retakes 50DMA
• China Enters Top 10 Currencies
• Fed Uberdove Admits Policy Causes Asset Bubbles (And They’re Here To Stay)
• Syria Welcomes, Would Comply With Russian Chemical Weapon Disarmament Initiative
• TPG, Warburg Shelve Neiman IPO Plans; Sell Company For 16% IRR
• US Refuses To Admit Checkmate By Russia And Syria, Redirects Purpose Of Military Incursion
• US Refuses To Admit Checkmate By Russia And Syria, Redirects Purpose Of Military Incursion: Admits Regime Change Intention
• NSA’s Greatest Weapon In Surveillance? Outright Ignorance In Tech Consumers
• July Student And Car Loans Soar As Consumers Continue To Pay Down Credit Cards
• Herbalife Options Signal Large “Volkswagen”-Like Short Squeeze Bet
• Hillary Speaks: “There Should Be A Response By The US” – Live Webcast
• Shorts Are Having Their Worst Day In 15 Months
• Spot The Intraday (Lack Of) Difference
• $VIX: How Low Can It Go?
• Senate To Hold Procedural Vote On Syria This Wednesday, Accompanied By Peak Hyperbolic Rhetoric
• Less Than 10% Of The House Support Obama: Congressional Support Update
• THE GaMe: J’aDouBoKeRRY…
• Visualizing The (High) Cost Of Living In New York City
• Stock Bulls Pleased, Shorts Squeezed, Bond Bulls Teased
• Kerry Tells Lavrov Chemical Disarmament Demand Was “Rhetorical”, Not Meant To Be Proposal
• How Has This Not Led To Outright Revolution Yet?
• US, Russian Naval Deployment Near Syria – Update
• On Syria: Don’t Take Regime Change Off The Table
• Goldman Pours Cold Water On The Exuberance Of European PMIs
• As Popular Opposition To Syrian Attack Grows; Obama “Skeptical”, Reid Delays Vote & Assad Likens Obama To Bush
• Ron Paul Warned ‘Warmongers’ A Year Ago: “Leave Syria Alone”
• Monday Humor: White House Selling “Peace On Earth” Xmas Ornaments
• JPMorgan Warns: Increasing Rates Have “Reduced The Remaining Refinance Opportunity By More Than 50%”
• McCain Says Take The Deal; Assad Warns It’s Obama’s Problem: “We’ll Do Anything To Prevent Another Crazy War”
• US Equity Trading Volume Hits Fresh 15-Year Low
• Meanwhile, In “Algos-Gone-Wild” Corn Futures…
• Syria 101: The Ultimate Infographic
• Is The New York Fed Blaming “Beers” For The Tulip-Mania Bubble?
• The Looming Shutdown Of Japan’s Nuclear Power

Zero Hedge Headlines For 9/9/2013

• Do You have a ‘Bullshit’ Job?
• Chinese Energy Companies Continue Canadian Acquisitions
• NSA Has Full “Back Door” Access To iPhone, BlackBerry And Android Smartphones, Documents Reveal
• FaLSe FLaGS…
• JPMorgan Closes Precious Metals Sell Recommendation, Goes “Tactically Overweight” Commodities
• John McCain’s Wall Street-Funded “Battflefield Earth”
• Syria’s President al-Assad Interviewed By Charlie Rose: Highlights
• Households On Foodstamps Rise To New Record High: More Americans Live In Poverty Than The Population Of Spain
• Spotted Near The US Embassy In Lebanon
• On QE, US Foreign Policy And Who Really Wins The Upcoming War In Syria
• Putting The US ‘Real’ Minimum Wage In Global Economic Context
• Will Berlusconi Be Responsible For Another European Crisis?
• Things That Make You Go Hmmm… Like Ben “Barrel’o’Monkeys” Bernanke
• Why Europe (Not The Fed) Is Crushing Emerging Market Economies
• Obama Set To Delay Bernanke Replacement Decision Amid “Syrian Paralysis”
• How America Works (In One Cartoon)
• 540 Point Nikkei ‘Olympic-Hope’ Spike Fades On Japanese Data ‘Reality’ Miss
• Is This As Good As It Gets?
• Obama Versus Nixon

Zero Hedge Headlines For 9/8/2013

• High-Level U.S. Intelligence Officers: Syrian Government Didn’t Launch Chemical Weapons
• Goldman’s Quick Answers To Tough EM Questions
• What Do You Know About The News? Take The Quiz
• Price Action Clouds Near-Term Dollar Outlook
• Exactly As I Warned, “Cyprusization” Goes Mainstream! Ireland On Tap, Next Up For Citizen Fund Confiscation (Again)
• Syria: The Latest Developments
• Is The U.S. Dollar Set To Spike?
• Fear Increases Productivity and the Old
• Who Is Going To Buy The US Debt If This War Causes China, Russia And The Rest Of The World To Turn On Us?
• IBM Terminates Company-Sponsored Retiree Health Plan Due To Soaring Costs
• PoLiSH PaRTiTIONS…
• Obama’s Missing Link: No Direct Connection Between Assad And Gas Attack
• Labor Force Participation Crisis? Don’t Blame Demographics!
• “The Ugly Wager” Or When Will The US Equity Market Bubble Pop?
• The Fed’s Birthday Party Trick: A Market Of Monetary-Punch-Drunk Liquidityholics
• Is Forward Guidance Already Dead?
• The Market Implications Of Middle East Turmoil
• Tokyo To Host 2020 Summer Olympics
• “We Don’t Feel Any Impact Of Abenomics Here”
• When Dominance Leads To Incompetence And Catastrophe
• UK Government Admits It Allowed 2 Firms To Sell ‘Poison Gas’-Making Chemicals To Syria

Zero Hedge Headlines For 9/7/2013

• Gold Confiscation
• Frontrunning: September 6
• Guggenheim On The US Jobs Growth “Mirage”
• The Soap Opera Plot Thickens: Iran Plots Revenge If US Hits Syria, According To “Intercepted” Message
• Yet Another “Most Important Jobs Number Ever” On Deck
• Real Unemployment Rate Rises To 11.4%, Difference Between Reported And Real Data Rises To Record
• EU Cars All Conked Out
• State Department Orders Evacuation Of Lebanon Diplomats
• August Jobs Rise 169K, Less Than Expected, Unemployment Rate 7.3%, Huge Downward Revision To July Print
• Record 90.5 Million Out Of Labor Force As Half A Million Drop Out In One Month; Labor Force Participation Rate Plunges To 1978 Levels
• Santelli Blasts Bad-Jobs Bullish Market Response: “What Are We A Banana Republic?”
• Silver Imports Double In India – Bullion Coin, Bar and ETF Demand Surging
• Putin: “Chemical Attack In Syria Was ‘Provocation’ By Rebels”
• Quality Of August Jobs Added: Absolutely Abysmal
• Putin “Brings It”: Says Will Assist Syria In Case Of Attack
• Obama’s “Taper-Confirming, Syria-Tension-Denying” G-20 Press Conference – Live Webcast
• Intel’s Haswell Processor Killed Microsoft’s Windows RT Before It Even Grew Legs
• Stocks Tumble On Ugly Jobs Data, Russian Retaliation
• Russia Sends Third Marine Ship To Syria
• The Fed Has Wasted Trillions and the US Remains in Depression
• How Many Treasurys Do Russia And China Own?
• … And The Bounce
• McCain: “There Would Be An Impeachment” Of Obama If He Put Boots On The Ground In Syria
• Goldman On Jobs Report: “Not Weak Enough To Delay Taper”
• Porn Industry Blamed For “Temporary” Softness In Jobs Data
• The Great Rotation Out Of Actors And Into Waiters
• “Will We Help Syria? We Will” – What Putin Really Said
• “Overly Optimistic” Earnings Expectations Are In Jeopardy
• The Cost Of Convenience
• INTeRNaTioNaL LaW 101…
• Picturing Where Congress Stands On Syria
• Microsoft Hell
• Why We Think The NSA Is Lying
• No Correlation At All??
• We Have Officially Jumped The Shark: Al-Arabiya Reports Another “Gas Attack” By Syrian Regime
• Is Initial Claims Data Useless?
• Poland Confiscates Half Of Private Pension Funds To Cut Sovereign Debt Load
• Mission Un-Accomplished: Dow Loses 15,000 As Syria Tops Taper
• Fact Or Fiction: Poll Says Majority Of Americans Approve Of Sending Congress To Syria
• Chart Of The Day: August Job Additions, Or Rather Losses, By Age Group
• Poland Confiscates Half Of Private Pension Funds To “Cut” Sovereign Debt Load
• Here’s Your “Efficient” Market!!
• The Week That Was: September 2nd – 6th 2013
• The Ultimate Chartbook For Gold Bulls And Debt Bears
• Math Not Allowed In McDonald’s New “Dollar Menu”
• Friday Humor: G20 Ends Abruptly As Obama Calls Putin A Jackass
• Mark Spitznagel Explains How To Prevent A Market Crisis
• 220 Years Of Jobs Jobs Jobs
• Loans: Facebook Friends Mean You’re Creditworthy?

Zero Hedge Headlines For 9/6/2013

• JPY Tests 100.00 For First Time In 6 Weeks; US Treasury Curve Collapses To Flattest In 13 Months
• JPY Tests 100.00 For First Time In 6 Weeks; US Treasury Curve Collapses To Flattest In 13 Months; Gold/Silver Slammed
• A Complete Guide to European Bail-Out Facilities – Part 2: Target2 and EFSF / ESM
• Frontrunning: September 5
• ECB Leaves Benchmark Rate Unchanged At 0.5%
• China Officially Backs Russia On Syria, Warns “Military Action Would Have Negative Impact On Global Economy”
• Qatar
• Bond Blowout Starts Event Extravaganza Day
• Bill Gross Talks Baseball, Hyman Minsky In A World Of Steroids, And The Death Of Credit Creation
• Unemployment Rate Surges To Highest Since 2011 – Gallup Polling
• Chinese Province ‘Busted’ For Fake Data; Exaggerated 2013 Output By Over 150%
• ADP Payrolls 176K, Small Miss, Pace Of Increase Broken For First Time Since April
• Draghi’s “I Had An OMT Dream” ECB Press Conference – Live Webcast
• Biggest 2-Week Drop In Initial Claims In 3 Months But Unit Labor Costs Stagnate
• Bonds, Bunds, Bonos, And BTPs Battered
• August Service ISM Soars To 58.6, Highest Since 2005, Second Biggest Two Month Surge In History
• Leningrad Liaisons Caption Contest
• Taper-On Slams Fed Kool Aid Trades
• Standoff In The Mediterranean: The US vs Russian Navies
• A Post-ECB Reminder On The ‘State’ Of Europe
• McJiHaD U.S.A…
• JPMorgan To Stop Making Student Loans
• A House Divided: Obama Lacks Votes For Syrian Attack
• Microsoft Finally Bought Nokia As I Suspected, Now Will They Do The Right Thing?
• On This Day In History, Crude Oil Has Never Been More Expensive
• With 10 Year A Breath Away From 3.00%, Just 50bps Left Until The “Disorderly Rotation”
• This Is Panic: Smuggling Diamonds Out Of India
• The Next Hot Zone – Iraq?
• Bullrun: The NSA’s Infatuation With “Back Door” Penetration
• Russia’s Aircraft Carrier To Visit Syrian Naval Base
• Did Obama Just Appoint Himself Fed Chair?
• Exclusive: Top Chemical Weapons Expert Highly Skeptical of U.S. Case Against Syrian Government
• Maybe This Is Why We Now Have A Serial-Bubble Economy
• Still Think Rates Are Rising Due To Growth (Not Taper)?
• Richest Countries in the World
• New Jersey Worker Union Complains Recently Bankrupt Casino Using Too Many Part-Time Jobs
• Bonds And Bullion Crunched, Stocks Unch’d
• These False Flags Were Used To Start A War
• Betting On Black-Outs: NASDARK Outage Odds Surge
• Payrolls “Taper-On” Preview – 95 Estimates And A 7-Sigma Spread
• Bonds Bleed: Largest Bubble In History Unwinds, But The “Great Rotation” Into Stocks Is Deceptive Wall Street Hype
• 10 Chemical Weapons Attacks The U.S. Government Doesn’t Want You To Know About
• Pro-War Senator Votes Bought With 83% More Defense Lobby Money?
• Japanese Stocks Plunge 200 Points On Triple Whammy Of Bad News
• Tepco Releases Video Of Fukushima Reactor Flooding
• Nixon’s Impact On Gold And Inflation
• Calling Off America’s Bombs
• G20 BoZo…
• A ‘Textbook’ Case Of The “Untenable Trajectory” Of Inflation
• 10Y Crosses 3.00%, Just 50bps Left Until The “Disorderly Rotation”

Zero Hedge Headlines For 9/5/2013

• India ‘Pumped’ On Intervention Speculation; Everyone Else ‘Dumped’
• It’s A Syria’s Market
• Unleashed Stolper Means Muppets Pulverized Again
• Putin Lashes Out, Accuses Kerry Of Lying To Congress
• Who The US Imports Crude Oil From
• China’s Not So Hidden Inflation
• Worse Than Expected US Trade Deficit Spikes In July, Trade Gaps With China, EU Rise To Record
• Because Nothing Says “Dump Gold And Oil” Like A Pending Middle-East War…
• Russia Sends Missile Cruiser “Moskva”, Destroyer And Frigate Next To Syria
• Russia Sends Missile Cruiser “Moskva”, Destroyer And Frigate To Syria
• Frontrunning: September 4
• Lamborghini Launches Car For The 0.00001%
• Housing Affordability Plummets
• “War-On”, “War-Off”
• Senate Foreign Relations Committee May Delay Syria Vote, As Republican Corker Gets Cold Feet Next
• A TooL’S ERRaND…
• Black Homeownership Collapses As “Livable, Affordable Housing” Slips Out Of Reach
• Is This The Chart That Has Spooked German Stock Bulls?
• John Kerry To Miss G-20 Summit In Russia, RIA Reports Citing Diplomatic Sources
• McCain ‘Moar War’ Trumps Berlusconi’s Ouster-Talk As European Stocks Recover Early Losses
• NASDAQ About To Break Again? Exchanges Reporting SIP Quote Issues
• Asia’s Richest Man, Li Ka-Shing, Looking to Make Gold Investments
• Kerry, Dempsey And Hagel Move “Syria Pitch” To ‘The House’ – Live Webcast
• Russia Chemical Attack Probe Shows “Weapons Similar To Ones Made By Rebels”
• Have Advances In Consumer Electronics Reached Diminishing Returns?
• A Market Week Of War-Drums
• China’s Unspoken “Catastrophe” – 11.6% Of The Population, Or 114 Million, Have Diabetes: More Than The US
• McCain Sparks Stocks Best Day In A Month As Bonds Drops To 25 Month Low
• The Three Types of Austerity
• The Recovery Is Here: Spot The Outlier
• About That “Construction Worker Shortage”
• Behold The AAPL $500 “Sell” Algotron
• Saxo Bank CEO Slams Merkel: “The Verdict Is Out, Need To Re-Evaluate The EU”
• Senate Panel Authorizes Limited Military Strike In Syria
• Kerry and Assad: Come Dine with Me
• These Are The 7 Democratic And 3 Republican Senators Who Want To Start The Syrian War
• The Syrian War: What You’re Not Being Told
• This Is America’s Curse
• S&P Blames DoJ’s Lawsuit On “Retaliation” For US Downgrade
• Is This The Recovery That Is Supporting Taper Talk?
• Is The US Going To War With Syria Over A Natural Gas Pipeline?
• David Stockman On “The End Of The American Imperium”
• Santelli Rants On The Looming Auto Subprime-Loan Crisis
• Mapping The 7 “Risk” Horsemen Of The Sept-ocalypse
• You Know You Are A Neocon If…

Zero Hedge Headlines For 9/4/2013

• Ex-Reserve Bank Of India Chief Admits ‘Central Bankers Rarely Learn From Mistakes Of The Past’
• Whatever Happened to Buy the F’ing Dip?
• Israeli Arrow-3 Interceptor Missile Propaganda Video
• Abenomics Is Crushing The Japanese Worker
• A Complete Guide to European Bail-Out Facilities – Part 1: ECB
• Spain’s Ying-Yang Charts
• Where The Pain Is Today
• Manufacturing ISM Rises To 55.7, Beats Expectations, Highest Since April 2011
• Israel President’s Not So Veiled Threat To Assad
• Unemployment At One Year High, Gallup Finds
• Treasury Yields Spike Most In 2 Months; 10Y Closes In On 3%
• India Scrambles For Plan D As Stocks, Currency Resume Collapse
• IT’S TiMe FoR THe NeoCoN MuNSTeRS!
• Post ISM Manufacturing Breakdown
• Boehner Comes Out, “Supports Obama’s Call For Action” Says Colleagues Should Also; Stocks Slide
• Yellen’s Odds To Replace Bernanke Slide To Contract Lows
• Why Did Obama Choose Syria?
• And Now The Pope Tweets In
• “War-Off” Premium Gone – Dow Turns Red
• Silver Beats Brent To Top August Performance
• CIA-Armed And Trained Syrian Rebels “On Way To Battlefield”
• Gold Surges Over $40 As COMEX Shorts Collapse To 7-Month Low
• Kerry, Dempsey And Hagel Pitch For “Use Of Force In Syria” – Live Webcast
• America’s Energy Boom And The Rising U.S. Dollar
• No Electricity Or Toilet Paper Is A Small Price To Pay For “All Time Highs”
• Assad Gets Cold Feet: Tells France “Willing To Work To Reach Diplomatic Solution”
• BofAML Warns Of ‘Deeper Downside Risk’ To June Lows (S&P 1560)
• Jordan Prepares For Syrian Fallout; Places Air Force On High Alert
• How The UK Government Approved Sarin Gas Components For Export To Syria In 2012
• GHoST SToRY…
• ‘Ben’-edictions On The Economic And Profit Cycle
• Stocks Are On THE Line For the QE Forever Rally
• Hard-Assets Surge As Equity Bulls Purge
• Is Europe’s Nuclear Fusion ‘Experiment’ Melting Down?
• Russia Sends Two Marine-Carrying Ships To The Mediterranean
• Marc Faber Warns “Western Imperial Arrogance Will Ignite Middle-East ‘Powder-Keg'”
• Chemical Weapons: Hoax!
• Congressional ‘Danse Macabre’ Has Begun
• The Rand Paul / John Kerry Exchange on Syria
• Is This The End Of The Market’s “Vietnam Moment”?
• Radiation Levels At Fukushima Soar By Over 20% In Three Days, Hit 2,200 mSv And Rising

Zero Hedge Headlines For 8/15/2013

• Scientists Gain New Insight Into Climate Change … And What To Do About It
• Europe Returns To “Growth” After Record 6-Quarter Long “Double Dip” Recession; Depression Continues
• Dozens Dead As Egypt Launches Lethal Crackdown On Pro-Mursi Protesters
• Frontrunning: August 14
• “Sell Egypt”
• SEC Charges Twitter’s First Ponzi Scheme Operator Anthony Davian With Fraud
• July PPI Unchanged, Pook Surge Offset By Plunge In Vegetables Prices
• July PPI Unchanged, Pork Surge Offset By Plunge In Vegetables Prices
• How To Make 7900% In Two Days Thanks To Twitter
• Platinum and Palladium See Rising Investment Demand While Production Plummets
• The JPM Scapewhaling Begins: Martin-Artajo, Grout Charged By US In London Whale “Conspiracy”
• Egyptian President Announces Month-Long State Of Emergency
• Live Webcast: Things In Egypt Are Deteriorating Rapidly And Now The Vice President Resigns
• Mortgage Activity Plunges 50% To April 2011 Levels
• Beyond 3.5%, The ‘Rotation’ Becomes Disorderly
• TBTF CRaBS…
• Is This Why Gold Is Spiking
• 6th Hindenburg Omen In 8 Days Sends Stocks Slumping
• NYTimes Website Offline Following Cyberattack
• The Fed’s Confession: We Can Avoid A Crash At The End Of QE If Everybody Believes That Everybody Believes In A Mirage….
• This Video Clip From Egypt Is Likely Not Produced
• Janet Yellen On The Financial Crisis: “I Didn’t See Any Of That Coming Until It Happened”
• GoOGLe PoRN…
• Obama NOT Worst President
• Time To Rotate Into This Best YTD Performing Stock Market
• Binary Bulls Betting On Bullard Brief, Bounced
• JPM Scapewhaling Conference: Live Webcast
• John Kerry Chimes In, Calls Egypt Situation “Deplorable”
• Record Student Loan Debt Crushes American Enterpreneurial Spirit
• When Inflation Doves Cry
• How Bad Can Things Get?
• Santelli Slams Liesman: “There’s A Difference Between Real-Life Inflation And The Government’s”
• Stocks Slump Most In 7 Weeks As Silver Surges
• US Consumer Bankruptcies Jump By Most In Three Years; Third-Party Collections At All Time High

Zero Hedge Headlines For 8/13/2013

• Equity Futures Slide More On Resignation Taper Is Just Around The Corner
• Key Events And Issues In The Coming Week
• Frontrunning: August 12
• Forget Apology: Eric Holder Owes The American People A Resignation
• US Judge Says Bloomberg’s “Stop-And-Frisk” Policy Is Unconstitutional, Accuses “Highest Officials” Of Discrimination
• Gold Shorts Cover At Fastest Pace In 13 Years
• Another 2 Year Old Zero Hedge Story Goes Mainstream, And A Glimpse Inside The BLS’ “Frontrunning” Data Room
• Fed Warns Leveraged ETFs Could Trigger 1987-Style “Cascade” In Stocks
• Flipping Frenzy Full Frontal: Bought In December for $1.5 Million, For Sale At $3.3 Million Eight Months Later
• Of Plain Fools And Wall Street Fools
• Zimbabwe’s Mugabe Tells Critics To ‘Go Hang’
• Bernanke Just Felt a Chill Down His Spine
• Larry Summers And Tapering The ‘Tattoo’ Economy
• The Color-Coded Comex Crunch: Behind The JPMorgan Golden “Musical Chairs” Scramble
• Presenting Elon Musk’s Latest Idea
• Is The Bank Of England The Worst Central Bank In Europe?
• Don’t Tell Ackman, But Market Sees 13% Chance JCP Doesn’t Make It Past Christmas
• We Run Our Finances Better Than the State Does
• Monday Humor: The Gappiest Place On Earth
• Breaking Ben
• The New, Improved 1984
• BaRRaCK THe RoDeO CLoWN…
• Five Years Later, Fed Finds QE Has “At Best, Moderate Effects On Economic Growth”
• Cristina Fernandez Wants You To Have An Erection
• Phantom Markets Part 1: Why The TBAC Is Suddenly Very Worried About Market Liquidity
• Mark Spitznagel Warns Of Investors’ Grave Risk To Themselves
• Silver Soars; Stock Bores; Bond Bulls Heading For The Doors
• Why Larry Summers’ Ego Matters
• Inside China’s Real Estate Bubble
• Japan Slows to 2.6% Growth
• As Head Of NSA Review Group Obama Appoints Same Person Who “Apologized” For Lying To Congress
• When It Comes To Internet Porn, The US Is Firmly Ahead Of Everyone
• John Taylor Explains “Economics For Pre-Schoolers”
• Ron Paul Asks “Why Are We At War In Yemen?”
• We Are Legion: Anonymous’ Presence In The U.S. Military
• Expensive Valuations And Complacency In Risk Measures – BTFATH?